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    paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’

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    ya but ya titty out

    rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill

    How are women  suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas

    Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.

    son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode

    Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.

    There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.
    You would never know.

    You would never know but NowYouKno


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    alex your head famous again

    So dang good 💖💚💜


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